Has communications and proper etiquette when meeting people really just vanished and given way to zombie land? Chasing, grabbing, clawing with no respect for others personal space, with the desired result of the stalker to suck your brains right out of your head! Ouch! I need an excedrin just thinking about this one! Ok, maybe I am exaggerating a little bit for a dramatic effect here but it’s not to far off.

Would you like to know if you are a stalker? Here is a quick test, now answer honestly:

1. Do you sometimes find yourself calling, texting and / or emailing someone several times before they conact you back in response to your first message?

2. Do you find yourself having full blown conversations via text messaging, when the other person isn’t responding?

3. Do you ever find yourself showing up or driving by someones house without their initial consent?

4. Do you have a candle lit shrine with someones pictures, locks of hair and other personal items set up in a prominent place in your home?

5. Do you sometimes find yourself lingering in stange busches in the hopes of getting a glimpse of someone or obtaining a sense of closeness?

If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then you may be on your way to becoming a stalker. If you answer yes to more then one of these questions, guess what, you may want to sit down for this one, YOU ARE A STALKER! And I say that with all due respect, please don’t hunt me down.

Now let me be clear here, if you have dated someone for a while and know them well and you are just trying to communicate with someone that is awful at communication I wouldn’t necessarily consider this stalking. It’s just caring and going after something you believe in, just know when to call it quits. However if you don’t know someone well and you are just in the process of getting to know someone and you are exhibiting these signs, well, you may want to have a drink, chill and rethink the situation and your approach.

The world is a big place, there are a lot of great people out there. If someone isn’t showing you the attention back that you would like, then just say no to stalking and yes to pulling up your britches soldier, getting out there and meeting someone that will show you the attention you crave. As much as I like scarey movies and sometimes can appreciate zombies trying to take over the world I would never want to date one. Even a hot one that has relatively little decomposition, I would still say NO.

So, if you have a zombie (stalking) story please share it in the comment section below. Since I am a very non discrimative type of person, if you are a zombie please share your stalking stories as well, perhaps as a group we can de-zombie you. Power in unity

Remember keep your brains in tact, stay away from zombies and live life with passion and not regret. This ones for you pony boy, stay golden.